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Sunday, 16 June 2013

Film Review: After Earth

Posted on 06:33 by Unknown


From director M. Night Shyamalan, After Earth is a futuristic science-fiction adventure that stars Will and Jaden Smith. Set 1000 years in our future, the father-son duo crash land on a dangerous and hostile planet where they are no longer the apex predator. With danger around every corner, the duo must survive against the hordes of vicious animals that have evolved to kill humans and send out a distress beacon. For they are stranded; stranded, on Earth.

With a set-up as tantalising as that, it was hard to ignore the promotional material for After Earth. With a big star like Will Smith front and centre, I was hoping for an entertaining, yet dramatic and exciting, sci-fi epic with heart; something like Men in Black mixed with Oblivion and Star Trek. The trailers promised suspense and feeling as Jaden Smith's young and reckless cadet was mercilessly hunted by all kinds of vicious futuristic beasties. The premise promised a summer blockbuster that was wholly original; not a sequel, prequel, spin-off or reboot.

Jaden Smith gets back to nature
And then the reviews started creeping in. 1 star here. A 'two thumbs down' there. 11% on Rotten Tomatoes. Articles likening After Earth to Wild Wild West or Battlefield Earth. So is After Earth as bad as most reviewers would have you believe? I didn't think so. Does it make the most of its exciting premise? Again, no.

As it turns out, After Earth is another fairly disappointing effort from director M. Night Shyamalan. After pissing all over a whole fanbase with his widely panned film adaptation of the Last Airbender, Shyamalan has yet again squandered an opportunity to make something truly special.

Like I said, the initial premise for After Earth is simply mouthwatering. It promises action, adventure and emotion; key elements for any successful science-fiction film. And whilst some elements are executed well, others are left to crash and burn much like the Smith family's spaceship.

Let's start with them; the Smith family. First off, Jaden Smith. Jaden gives it his best effort to carry the film on his still young shoulders. At only 14, Jaden is still young and finding his feet as an actor. He doesn't carry the confidence of his father and comes across as sulky (or at least his character does), but he doesn't shame the family name with his performance.

For the majority of the film, he is left to converse with thin air, talking to his father through a Mass Effect style omni-tool device which means that the two rarely talk face-to-face. This is a shame because the whole point of the film is that the two characters need to develop their relationship and grow to love one another. Kind of hard to do that when your too busy walking 100 kilometres in the opposite direction of your father.

As for Will Smith, his character is one the films main drawbacks. A stoic and cold war hero, General Cypher is wounded when their ship crash lands, forcing him to send his son out into the wilderness alone. For the rest of the film, Cypher is confined to the cockpit of the crashed ship, issuing orders to Kitai through a radio and fighting to stay conscious.

Will Smith but not as you know him. In a bad way.
Yep, you read that right. Will Smith, one of the funniest and most likeable actors you can think of, is left to sulk and bark orders in a chair for over an hour of this film. He doesn't move. He sits there, wincing and bleeding. He doesn't even crack wise. He is made to portray a character devoid of emotion, lacking in any sense of humour and being generally dull. The result is a character who is not just unlikeable, but boring. He doesn't even say "dayum" or "shiznit" with a script that is not funny intentionally (but sometimes is).

As for the action, there are a whole host of vicious nasties that occupy the wilderness Jaden must traverse. Baboons, lions, leeches; the action sequences don't disappoint when they crop up and they are tense and surprisingly vicious. One sequence in which Jaden must take on a grotesque snarling alien (called a Ursa, more on those later) particularly made me flinch. I also liked the visuals of the film. The CGI isn't half bad and the dystopic landscapes of a futuristic Earth that has been reclaimed by nature were great.

However, with the one plot strand driving the whole plot, the pacing is very stretched out. At two hours long (and a with a fairly rushed finale) it just felt oddly paced to me. I thought that the film needed more to it, more depth added in. It needed to build upon its great premise and add more elements too it. As it stands, the end result felt too much like a first draft that still needed work done on it.

Also, I thought that the opening exposition piece that gives information of the universe within which the film is set was too rushed. If you wan't to immerse your audience in your movie, don't skate over the essential narrative points that will define the outcome of the film in a short, fast-edited montage. Take it slow, construct the world of the film; this is especially important in science-fiction films.

Some elements just felt too generic; the 'terrifying' alien that hunted Jaden throughout the duration of the film was built up as being this ultimate predator that could sniff the scent of your fear. What we actually saw was a big, grey, gooey spidery thing that snarled and stomped its way across screen. Hardly a cunning and intelligent predator.

At the end of the day, you know a film has lost its way somewhere along the line when you walk out and spend the next hour discussing how the film could have "done X different or changed Y". The Smith duo do a fair job at carrying this two-man show that is littered with a clunky script and thinly spread plot. There are some redeemable features here (the natural vistas), but it feels underwhelming when you consider how much more could have been made of the fantastic core premise.

I give After Earth: 4/10

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Thursday, 13 June 2013

Verdict: Modern Family Season 1

Posted on 06:25 by Unknown


Originally premièring on American TV station ABC in 2009, Modern Family is a situation comedy that centres around a family living in Los Angeles. I recently sat down with the complete first season to deliver a verdict on one of television most hyped and popular shows.


For those not in the know, Modern Family has a sprawling ensemble cast that all make up one family. The head of proceedings is Jay Prichett (Ed O'Neill) who is the father of Claire (Julie Bowen) and Mitchell (Jesse Tyler Ferguson). Claire is married to estate agent Phil (Ty Burrell) and together they have 3 children, Haley (Sarah Hyland), Alex (Ariel Winter) and Luke (Nolan Gould).

Jay is married to second-wife Gloria (Sofia Vergara) and the step-father of Manny (Rico Rodriguez) whilst Mitchell is in a relationship with Cameron (Eric Stonestreet) and together they have adoptive Vietnamese daughter Lily.

Right, got all that? If it seems complicated then take a deep breath and relax. It really isn't as hard as it all sounds. The inter-linking nature of the cast is established pretty steadily; it really just mirrors the way in which families work in real-life.

The brilliance of Modern Family rests in its simplicity. Whoever you are, you will be able to relate to one or more of the characters on some level. Whether it is honest and hard-working mum Claire or the social and popular teen Haley, the characters here are all instantly recognizable. For me, the stars of the show is 'cool dad' Phil and lawyer Mitchell - they regularly steal any scene their in  and have me sniggering.

Phil, with his 'cool dad' routine that almost always backfires and Mitchell with his condescending and slightly bitchy persona regularly won me over, as did Gloria and her thick Colombian accent. Each episode has more or less every character in some form or another so don't worry about some taking precedence over others.

Highlights of this first season flow thick and fast from the off; Episode 2, 'The Bicycle Thief' is a standard sitcom premise where everything that could go wrong does and Episode 9, 'Fizbo' is another stand-out entry that sees Cameron adopt his clown persona for a birthday party.

As the season progresses, the writer's really find the sweet spot with each character more fleshed out and rounded than in the Pilot. As the shows first season, this is a pretty strong effort that sets it all up nicely.

Probably my favourite is Episode 15, 'My Funky Valentine', where Phil and Claire attempt to add some fizz to Valentine's Day by pretending they don't know one another in a hotel bar. Of course, not everything runs as smoothly as they like and what ensues is a premise that feels like it was ripped straight out of a Ricky Gervais' show like The Office or Extras, the excruciatingly awkward situations rapidly escalating (heh heh, you'd get it if you've seen the episode) into something brilliant.

Other episodes that stick in the memory are those that are somewhat heart-warming and carry a nice message. 'Fears' in which Haley takes her driving test and 'Hawaii' where Phil and Claire renew their wedding vows are sure to bring a smile to your face.

The show is half-sitcom, half-mockumentary as the character regularly glance at the camera or talk directly to it whilst sat on the couch; again, a la the Office. There is also no laughter track over the top. This premise is a fairly unique one that may not impress some viewers but I find that it really works. It's certainly more interesting than watching another sitcom with canned laughter and catchphrases.

Along with Community, Modern Family is my current DVD fix that is really addictive and easy to enjoy and follow. It's clever and well-written as well as warm and relatable; the jokes are funny but not awash in pop culture references (like Big Bang Theory and Community). Rather, they are simple and straight-forward, making the show easy for people of all ages to relate to and enjoy. If you haven't already, be sure to check it out.
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Saturday, 8 June 2013

Film Review: Fast and Furious 6

Posted on 03:05 by Unknown
This week on America's Funniest Home Videos...

The sixth instalment of the Fast and Furious franchise zooms into cinemas for another slice of high-octane, car-destroying mayhem; in this film, Dominic Toretto (Vin Diesel), Brian O'Conner (Paul Walker) and the rest of their crew join forces with Dwayne Johnson's Hobbs to bring down a dangerous and malicious villain played by Luke Evans.

"Look guys, I'm that dude from Mission: Impossible!"
After the rip-roaring success of 2011's Fast Five, this franchise has found another gear and speared off in a fresh and all-together more approachable direction. No longer primarily concerned with street racing as such, the franchise has moulded itself into a grubbier and louder version of Ocean's Eleven.

This sixth film really plays out like Fast 5 Part 2; the premise is now focused on Dom and his crew trying to settle down after the Rio heist that saw them take home $100 millon. Brian has had a baby with Mia (Jordana Brewster), Dom is dating Elena (Elsa Pataky) and Han (Sung Kang) and Gisele (Gal Gadot) are thinking of settling down.

All this is put on hold however after Dom's former love interest Letty (Michelle Rodriguez) is snapped with international criminal Owen Shaw (Luke Evans), even though she very clearly killed in the fourth film. The crew journey to London in order to bring Shaw to justice and to bring Letty home.

With plenty of slick cars, hot girls and bulging biceps, the majority of the plot will fly straight over people's heads. In reality, this film could be about Dom attending a tractor convention and people would still flock to see him headbutt some nasty mofos whilst crooning about turbo-charged V8's.

Because let's be honest, we're not here to see Dom and Brian talk about their feelings, how much they love their girlfriends or how they want to start a family. We're here to see gratuitously pornographic shots of spoilers, gears sticks and clutch pedals. We came here to see "vehicular warfare" where cars flip upside down, crash into each other and explode into gigantic balls of smoke. That's what this film is all about, and boy, does it deliver.

"So, how come your still alive? I mean, I saw
the fourth film and you totes died. Anyway, laters!"
The action and carnage in Fast 6 is unashamedly over-the-top and that's what makes it so much fun.    Tanks, cargo planes, race cars; all feature in some of the most elaborate and physics-defying action sequences you'll see this year.

The most memorable is the tank vs. muscle car Spanish highway showdown which sees Dom catch Letty mid-air after crashing his car into a barrier on purpose. In reality, they would've both died, or at least broken their necks. In the film, they get up, dust themselves off and are greeted by rounds of whoops and cheers from the audience.

In terms of acting standards, the films leads are fairly wooden and awkward. Vin Diesel mumbles and smirks his way through every line of dialogue whilst Paul Walker is as bland as ever. Jordana Brewster is quickly sidelined into a cameo role whilst Michele Rodriguez brought some shades of emotion and trauma to the amnesia-ridden role of Letty. The primary cast are weighed down by a fairly clunky script and dialogue but some of the supporting cast are afforded some memorable one-liners; The Rock, Sung Kang and Ludarics in particular inject humour and wisecracks.

Fast and Furious 6 is funny, enjoyable and silly enough to not only win the series some new fans (my girlfriend included) but to also lay claim to the biggest guilty pleasure of 2013. It might not be Shakespeare, but if you go in expecting to be entertained, you won't be disappointed. It's an utterly bonkers, popcorn-munching actioner that is only blighted by a creaky script and long run time. There are plenty of worse ways to spend a Friday evening.

I give Fast and Furious 6: 7/10

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Thursday, 6 June 2013

Miles Kane - Don't Forget Who You Are

Posted on 06:54 by Unknown
You've only got to listen to the opening minute of the title track to Miles Kane's second solo album to discover a new found sense of confidence and swagger for the former Rascal/Last Shadow Puppet. 

After releasing The Colour of the Trap in 2011, Kane has developed and honed his sound to something a lot more defined and striking on this second record.

Remember 'Rearrange' and 'Come Closer'? Well, meet 'Taking Over', their dirtier, grungier and fuzzier cousin. The clackity-clack of drum sticks, the gentle stroking of Kane's vocals and then, wham, in kicks the drums. "I think I'm brewing up a storm" croons Kane; why yes, yes you are. It might not be the best track on the record, but it does set the scene well.

The first thing you notice is that Kane has kept what made his first record so good; the loud, stomping guitar riffs that grab the listener and keeps them hooked. The opening bass on the title track and the hip-shaking guitars on 'Give Up' prove that Kane isn't messing around; they get to the point, racing into the chorus as quick as a flash.

Whilst some of the tracks on Don't Forget Who You Are aren't anything revolutionary (the opening riff to 'Darkness in our Hearts' sounds awfully like 'Last Nite' by the Strokes), it can be hard to care too much when he's having this much fun with it. It's bold, brash and lyrically-clever music that one could expect from Miles' best buds, the Arctic Monkeys.

The energy on Kane's second record is infectious and barely lets up for the entire run-time. Every song is under the four minutes mark and keeps the heart rate pumping; whilst I found his first record started to sag in the middle (what was with that Venetian sounding mandolin in 'Take the Night from Me"?), this second album has played to Miles' strength's and kept the tempo in top gear.

One after another, the tunes just keep on coming. 'Better Than That', 'Bombshells' and 'Tonight' are all brilliant tracks that recall 'Inhaler' from Colour of the Trap.

Saying that, a stand-out track for me was without a doubt 'Fire In My Heart', which is a brief acoustic respite amongst the waves of fuzziness. The gentle piano and the softer vocals offer a nice comedown in pace and shows how much inspiration Miles has drawn from bands like Oasis and Beady Eye.

The deluxe edition of this record also includes last years' single 'First of My Kind' which is an absolute ripper of a track; add in two other bonus tracks ('Start of Something Big' and 'Caught in the Act') and it is well worth your while forking out. Also, check up the B-sides from Miles' most recent EP 'Give Up' for some more quality tunes.

Don't Forget Who You Are is a stronger and more comfortable album that improves upon Kane's often muddled first record; there's plenty more memorable riffs and guitar licks without the fluff and odd changes in tone. Drawing on British rock icons from Lennon, Daltrey, Gallagher and Turner, Kane has crafted a record that firmly establishes himself as one of the most talented and effervescent artists in British music. Please, don't forget who you are and keep it up.

Miles Kane - Don't Forget Who You Are: 8/10

Download: Fire In My Heart, Better Than That, Bombshells
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Wednesday, 5 June 2013

60 Second Film Reviews #5

Posted on 06:27 by Unknown


A round-up of some of the most recent films that I've seen on both the silver screen and at home, 60 Second Film Reviews is a regular feature that gives you the low-down on a film without the waffle. This month, we have Snitch, The Perks of Being a Wallflower, Wrath of the Titans and Drive.


Snitch (2013)


2013 is shaping up to be the Year of the Rock; star turns in G.I Joe: Retaliation, Pain and Gain, and Fast and Furious 6, Mr. Dwayne Johnson is everywhere you look this year.

His leading role as John Matthews in Snitch however is quite possibly the one that should be attracting the most attention and acclaim. Not usually known for his delicate acting (he is called the Rock after all), Johnson is something of a revelation as a father determined to do what he can to reduce his son's jail sentence by helping the DEA entrap drug dealers. 

As Matthews is swallowed up the criminal underworld, the film ramps up the tension. The chaos and carnage hinted at in the trailer is confined to the film's final 20 minutes with the rest of the narrative solely focused on building drama and the impressive acting.

The action sequences are plagued by stomach-churning shaky cam and some of the dialogue driven scenes are framed unconventionally; thankfully, this only piqued my attention once or twice, like when Matthews and  Daniel (Jon Bernthal) are sat in a diner. 

Anyone who is expecting an explosive and action-packed thrill-ride may feel a little let down, but personally, I found Snitch to be a tense and captivating drama that had me hooked on the final fate of its characters. 

I give Snitch: 7/10



The Perks of Being a Wallflower (2012)


File:The Perks of Being a Wallflower Poster.jpgA charming coming-of-age drama starring Logan Lerman (known for playing Percy Jackson in The Lightning Thief) and Emma Watson (known for playing a witch in this small indie film no-one has ever heard of called Harry Potter), The Perks of Being a Wallflower is one of the most heart-felt and touching films that I have seen a while. Readers of this blog will remember I listed at No. 4 on my Top 5 Films of 2012 in December.

Charlie (Lerman) is a introverted and shy high-school freshman who is taken under the wing of two seniors Sam (Watson) and Patrick (Ezra Miller) and across a year of high school dramas, the trio 'find' each themselves and each other. 

The acting in this film is top notch; Lerman really knocked me for six as Charlie. Up until Perks, I had him down as 'that dude from Three Musketeers with the bad haircut'. I'd never paid him too much attention but his performance as the tortured and damaged Charlie really made me sit up and take notice. Who'd a thunk it?

Meanwhile, Emma Watson does a great job of stepping out of Hermione's shadow with a mature and heartfelt performance as Sam (even if she loses hotness points for putting on an American accent). Perks also has a fantastic soundtrack with songs from David Bowie, The Smiths and Sonic Youth all making the cut; check that out too.

I give The Perks of Being a Wallflower: 9/10



Wrath of the Titans (2012)


The sequel to 2010's critically panned Clash of the Titans, Wrath is a slight improvement to the franchise but not by much. 

After defeating Hades and the Kraken in the first film, Sam Worthington's Perseus is tasked with defending the world from Kronos and saving his father Zeus (Liam Neeson) who has been imprisoned in the Underworld by Hades (Ralph Fiennes) and Ares (Edgar Ramirez).

The main problem with this franchise is that it doesn't feel like a historical epic. If the producers, directors and everyone involved had aimed higher and targeted fantastic epic's like Troy, Gladiator and Kingdom of Heaven, then maybe they could have been something really special.

Instead, the film's are aimed at lower. With the physical but wooden Sam Worthington and reliance on CGI monsters and action, they feel very much like a Ancient Greek style Michael Bay film. This is not a good thing.

If you enjoyed Clash of the Titans, then Wrath is right up your alley. Bill Nighy and Rosamund Pike are some great additions to the cast but they play it for laughs. Likewise, Toby Kebbell has been added as Agenor but his role as 'class clown' falls flat. On the whole, it's an unnecessary sequel to a film that was pretty terrible in the first place.

I give Wrath of the Titans: 3/10



Drive (2011) 


File:Drive2011Poster.jpgRyan Gosling, Carey Mulligan and Brian Cranston star in this 2011 crime-thriller that sees Gosling's kind-hearted stunt-cum-getaway-driver dragged into the dirty underbelly of Los Angeles after a pawn shop robbery goes wrong.

Stylish, brutal and decidedly-old skool, Drive is a film that will divide opinions. On the one hand, Drive is a gorgeously shot 80's style action-thriller that oozes cool - Ryan Gosling certainly emulates actors like Steve McQueen in his practically-mute character The Driver.

On the other hand, overly-violent and stylish brawls will leave audiences feeling a little queasy in the stomach. This film does have some seriously skin crawling and bone crunching moments that will flick some audience members into the 'off' position like a light switch.

An impressive free-way car chase and a seriously hissable villain are some plus points whilst Ryan Gosling gives a career defining performance as the Driver who makes his actions speak louder than words. I felt that Carey Mulligan was a little miscast. Love it or loathe it, Drive is a film that has won a lot of awards and critical acclaim. Personally, I liked Ryan Gosling and the way it was filmed but felt the violence was too over-the-top.

I give Drive: 8/10

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Monday, 3 June 2013

Film Review: The Great Gatsby

Posted on 05:20 by Unknown
The new judges for Strictly Come Dancing


Set across one hot New York summer, The Great Gatsby is a film that always eluded one definitive and quintessential big-screen adaptation. Enter Australia's Baz Luhrmann, known for colourful extravaganza's Moulin Rouge!, Romeo + Juliet and Australia. Big, brash and bursting from the screen, Baz Luhrmann's take on F. Scott Fitzgerald's The Great Gatsby is a film that most viewers with either love or love to hate. 


The story follows Nick Carraway (Tobey Maguire) as he moves to New York in the pursuit of the American Dream; caught up in the vibrant social scene, Carraway meets extravagant millionaire Jay Gatsby (Leonardo DiCaprio) who has a proposition for him concerning Nick's cousin, Daisy Buchanan (Carey Mulligan).

It was a florists wet-dream
Having not read the source text, I went into The Great Gatsby with only an IMDB synopsis to go on. As a result, I held no expectations over how faithful the film is to the book. I did however enjoy Gatsby, so anyone who has not gone with four feet of the book won't struggle to follow the plot or significance of certain characters; it isn't a complicated or complex narrative.

Something that makes the story that extra bit easy to follow is the narration via Tobey Maguire's Nick Carraway. Reciting the film's events from a sanatorium (an ominous start), Carraway goes from 'new kid on the block' to a part of high society in a matter of mere months after perking the interest of Jay Gatsby.

Leonardo DiCaprio is a solid lead amongst the fast-paced and expensive looking 'music videos' that populate the film; he and Maguire carry the weight of the emotional scenes in the film's final third once the hysterical partying and Jay-Z tracks start to taper off.

Carey Mulligan's portrayal of Daisy Buchanan certainly is lost beneath the screen-owning performance of DiCaprio. This is a confident and assured performance the likes of which he has previously displayed in Inception and The Departed.

I tried to write a review that doesn't mention this but it can't go ignored; DiCaprio can't go a line in this film without calling someone "old sport". Every two minutes it is "old sport" here and "old sport" there. It really takes you out of it after the ninetieth time. Other than that, he is great, as I mentioned.

"Those are some mighty fine boots you've got there
OLD SPORT"
One of the biggest niggles I have with Gatsby is Luhrmann's insistence on unrelenting glitz and glamour. The film is so frantic at times that it all becomes slightly meaningless and washes over you; after the sixtieth confetti-drenched poolside party at Gatsby's house it all starts to feel rather tiresome. Add to this a two and a half hour run-time, and the film does start to lag a little after the first ninety minutes.

This isn't to say it doesn't look magnificent; the vibrant shades of gold and silver that glitter, the drops of champagne and the colourful fireworks all look very pretty. I would say this though; this film is most probably not suited to 3D; whilst I only saw it in 2D, it is pretty fair to say that the 3D would get old very quickly.

The soundtrack is an exciting and contemporary mash-up of pop and R'n'B; The xx, Lana Del Rey, Jay-Z, Jack White - the list goes on. It's an interesting mixture that I felt complemented the period setting nicely.

On the whole, I found that The Great Gatsby is best appreciated when the audience understands that it is an overly extravagant and gorgeous period piece that strives to appeal to the young, the hip and the cool by remixing hot actors with classic literature to win over a teen audience. Does it achieve this goal? Yep.

It is for this reason that Luhrmann's Gatsby will not appeal to everyone. Fact. I'm sure purists who are fans of the book will pick out plenty of discrepancies that don't fit with the source text. At the end of the day however, Luhrmann has opened up the text to a new generation of youngsters and given it a fresh spin of brashness and razmatazz. It might switch off those who were looking for something a little more tonally serious but it doesn't hide the fact it is big and bold. And Leonardo DiCaprio is still pretty hunky too.


I give The Great Gatsby: 6/10

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Sunday, 2 June 2013

Doctor Who: Who Should be the Twelfth Doctor?

Posted on 03:35 by Unknown


So there's good news and there's bad news. The good news? The Doctor Who 50th Anniversary Special is one day closer to airing that it was yesterday. The bad news is that The Eleventh Doctor, Matt Smith, has announced his departure from the show. After three seasons at the helm of the show, Smith has decided to hang up the fez and bowtie and move on to Gallifreyan pastures new.

 Three stellar seasons has seen Smith's Doctor travel in time and space with Alex Kingston's Professor River Song, Karen Gillian's Amy Pond and Arthur Darvill's Rory Williams. More recently, he has teamed up with Clara Oswin Oswald (Jenna-Louise Coleman). Throughout his tenure in the TARDIS, he's fought Daleks, Cybermen, Silurians, Ice Warriors, Weeping Angels, the Silence and the Great Intelligence.

2013's Christmas Special has been confirmed as the Eleventh Doctor's swansong and with this in mind, it is time to cue up the inevitable and ask; who should replace him? Who should be cast to play the Twelfth Doctor? Doctor Who? Let me know what you reckon in the comments section below.

Please note: None of these choices are bona-fide contenders, it's all just speculation.


Idris Elba


With relatively big roles in Thor, Prometheus and Pacific Rim, Idris is certainly making a name for himself across the pond. And as the lead in BBC's Luther, he is a household name for most Britons.

His acting talent is not exactly in any doubt and it would be refreshing to have the character given such a different spin. He has also shown he can throw in a few laughs in Prometheus, something which is pretty important for a family show. 

Add all this to the fact that he is a name that has been touted as a potential Doctor in the past, and we could have a contender on our hands.

But then, we might not. With a heavy schedule on Luther and his place in the Marvel Universe cemented, Elba would have to make way for Doctor Who in a big way. I do however, think it is time to seriously consider a black Doctor. I mean, why not?


Eddie Redmayne


 Best known for his role as Marius in 2012's Les Miserables, Redmayne would be a contender given his 'Doctorish' look (he's kind of skinny and youthful) and his rather fancy accent (not that being Scottish as all hell stopped David Tennant being a fan-favourite). He kind of follows in the same vein as Matt Smith and David Tennant, sort of a mixture of the two. 

This one is only a name-drop as I reckon he is the kind of actor who would fill the role but there are better actors out there for the Doctor. 


Aidan Turner


With a solid body of television work behind him (Being Human), Aidan Turner has finally hit it big by scoring the role of Kili in Peter Jackson's The Hobbit trilogy. So what does this potential Doctor filling nature?

Well, he's funny. Like, really funny. On-screen and in real-life, Turner is smiley, cheery and an all-round charismatic Irishman who would add a substantial dash of humour to the show. He's handled serious drama in the past too with his character of Mitchell on Being Human suffering his fair share of vampire related torment.

Would he be able to carry a show by himself however? Whilst he shared the screen in Being Human, Turner hasn't carried the lead role in a big show like Doctor Who. However, the BBC haven't exactly gone for big name actors in the past however; had anyone heard of Matt Smith for he was cast as the Eleventh Doctor?


Rupert Grint


You wanted ginger, here's your ginger. Rupert Grint a.k.a Ronald Weasley from Harry Potter. Out of the franchise's three lead's, Grint is the only one to have struggled slightly in landing roles post-Hogwarts. 

Whilst Daniel Radcliffe is off scaring the shit out of yours truly in The Woman in Black and Emma Watson is sexying it up in My Weekend With Marilyn, The Perks of Being A Wallflower and The Bling Ring, Grint has stalled slightly. 

So, what better role to land than a prime-time BBC sci-fi show with a global audience of millions? Personally, I think Grint would be pretty decent as the Doctor; he's young, good-looking and already a known face. The only hitch would be him playing a character that isn't really dim; can you imagine the Doctor 's screwdriver not working and his response being a really silly expression followed by a "bloody hell, Clara"! 


Cillian Murphy


Known for playing Scarecrow in The Dark Knight trilogy, Cillian Murphy would be a great pick for the twelfth Doctor. He's a great actor who is relatively well-known and he has that look about him - he looks like a Timelord.

It would mean sacrificing time spent in Hollywood (sunny, glamorous, fashionable) for time spent in Cardiff (wet, glum, Welsh) but who cares when you make yourself a global name out of it?


and finally...Danny Pudi


Okay, I know he's American, but hear me out because I think this might work. Cast Danny Pudi as the Doctor, give him a British accent and his new costume would be a bowler hat, a red cravat and a bath robe. 

Then, cast Donald Glover as the new assistant (he would be a policeman with a name like Constable Wigglesworth or something like that) and then change the TARDIS so that it looks like a red phone box. 

Over the course of the series, the Doctor steadily adopts the persona of 'Inspector Spacetime' and a whole new era of the show is born. Add in some terrifying villains called Blorgons and BAM!

Sheer brilliance.


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